A Investigation into the Strange Ikea Disappearances

They were children separated from mothers in the BRAVEN toilet plunger aisle. They were couples mid fight, storming off, then becoming lost in the twisting landscape of pseudo-Swedish-home decor. They were the confused husbands with lists of odd symbols getting PAX wardrobes muddled with HEX end tables. And they all end up here. The statistics … Continue reading A Investigation into the Strange Ikea Disappearances